#eatshitz | #eatshitzchocolate
$20.00
Declare your independence from nonsense with our feisty poop-themed chocolates proudly proclaiming, “Just so you know, I’m done taking your crap!” Indulge in the sweet taste of freedom and let this chocolatey rebellion be the exclamation point on ending drama with delicious determination.
Experience a chocolate revolution with our whimsically crafted poop-shaped fudge, paired with statement cards that bring the sass and sweet—because life’s too short for boring treats!
Free standard shipping on all orders over $50.
We’ve purposely designed all of our boxes to hide the contents inside. In other words, they won’t know what kind of chocolate fudge or messaging they’ve been sent until they open the box.
We have dozens of statements cards that range from sweet to not so sweet. It’s entirely up to you what kind of message you want to send to your friend or foe.
Of course, we love to make people laugh and have a little fun. However, our ultimate goal is to make a difference in the world. Which is why all our profits go to charity.