Handmade Chocolate Gifts
Make a bold statement with these delicious chocolate gifts.
With Eat Shitz, you pair a specialty chocolate with your favorite statement card to send a special message to your friend or foe. Don’t worry, with our discrete packaging, your friend or foe won’t know what’s inside until they open the box.
Chocolate Fudge
Share a laugh with your loved-ones with our poop shaped chocolate fudge.
Statement Cards
We offer a variety of statement cards that include sweet and not-so-sweet sayings.
Latest Items
View our latest selection of fun and ridiculous chocolate gifts, at a great value!
Say It Sweetly Collection
For those wanting to say something sweet!
If you’re anything like us, you love to make your favorite people laugh. With our “Say It Sweetly” collection, you’ll be sending them a sweet poop themed chocolate, chosen just for them.
Only The Best Will Do
We carefully select all our chocolate fudge.
We love to make people laugh and have a bit of fun, but it’s important to us that you love the chocolate too. We make all our chocolate fudge with the best chocolate we can find.
Bitter Sweet Collection
For those who want to be a bit more direct!
This collection is for those who want to send a message. The “Bitter Sweet” collection has some of our most hilarious, unique, and ridiculous sayings wrapped up in a delicious chocolate.
Our Unique Boxes
Discreet Packaging
We’ve purposely designed all of our boxes to hide the contents inside. In other words, they won’t know what kind of chocolate fudge or messaging they’ve been sent until they open the box.
Our Custom Messages
Statement Cards
We have dozens of statements cards that range from sweet to not so sweet. It’s entirely up to you what kind of message you want to send to your friend or foe.
Our Purpose
All About Charity
Of course, we love to make people laugh and have a little fun. However, our ultimate goal is to make a difference in the world. Which is why all our profits go to charity.
Get Biblical on Someone’s Azz
Use the Bible to send a unique message.
This collection is for those wanting to really stand out from the crowd. We offer the “Get Biblical Collection” to make a statement that sounds unique, poetic, and memorable.
