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“Your Team Played Like Dog Shitz”

$20.00

Product Description:

Dish out a dose of chocolatey sass with our poop-shaped fudge, complete with a statement card boldly declaring, “Your team played like Dog Shitz.” Transform their defeat into a delicious experience, because even in the game of banter, our fudge takes the victory lap!

  • Contains 4.0 oz of chocolate fudge. Applies to all chocolate fudge options available.

About Eat Shitz:

Experience a chocolate revolution with our whimsically crafted poop-shaped fudge, paired with statement cards that bring the sass and sweet—because life’s too short for boring treats!

Product Shipping:

Free standard shipping on all orders over $50. 

Our Unique Boxes

Discreet Packaging

We’ve purposely designed all of our boxes to hide the contents inside. In other words, they won’t know what kind of chocolate fudge or messaging they’ve been sent until they open the box. 

Our Custom Messages

Statement Cards

We have dozens of statements cards that range from sweet to not so sweet. It’s entirely up to you what kind of message you want to send to your friend or foe. 

Our Purpose

All About Charity

Of course, we love to make people laugh and have a little fun. However, our ultimate goal is to make a difference in the world. Which is why all our profits go to charity. 

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